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C’s Get Degrees, But Your D’s Will Get You Paid: New Ad Campaign For Deja Vu Capitalizes On Stressed Out MSU Students During Midterm Season

With midterm season rapidly approaching, MSU students are at the peak of their stress levels. Students are questioning if they are making the smart and most efficient life choice wasting their days away studying. Local Lansing strip club, Deja Vu, is taking full advantage of this vulnerable time and turning it into an opportunity to coerce potential employees.

“Why waste your time all night at the library to only turn out below average grades? C’s may get degrees, but your double D’s will do better here,” said the marketing manage of Deja Vu. “Midterm season and finals week are the busiest time of the year for us. Between interviewing new potential dancers and having a steady flow of clientele just trying to blow off steam, we like to take full advantage of the opportunity.”

Lansing’s Deja Vu sees this as a public service, helping save the mental health of stressed female students while also turning out a profit.

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