Twitter Handle: @johnjn47
Relationship Status: Taken. Happily. By another Harper’s bartender.
Major: Media and Information
Favorite Drink: Whiskey water lemonade
Favorite Shot: A shot I made myself: Raspberry Pinnacle, Amaretto, Razzmatazz, and lemonade.
Disgusting Drink: Prarie Fire shot
What would your dad say if he hung out in Harper’s for a night?:
“All these kids should be studying…”
Describe the weirdest interaction you’ve had with a patron at Harper’s:
I found a girl peeing in… a place she should not have been peeing. It wasn’t the bathroom and it wasn’t outside.
If a “Clue” murder happened at Harper’s, who did it with what, where?:
It was me. John. With Spartan Wheat. In the fireplace room on my day off.
What’s your favorite turn of phrase for a very drunk person (ex: hammered)?:
MY big one is “drunkypants,” but I sometimes hear “drunk girl” as an adjective.
What is the first piece of music you ever owned?:
It was one of the first Linkin Park CDs, and it was great.
What’s the worst pants?:
Does anything even matter?:
Nothing even matters. I say that verbatim all the time (reference my Linkin Park CD).
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
This interview, of course. It’s also really cool even without me.
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