Everybody Pukes! Since Taro Gomi never wrote the very important follow-up to his original, The Black Sheep did it for him, and we’re hoping to cash in on the profits of the anticipated sequel so that no one ever forgets that it’s okay to barf sometimes.
A drunk girl pukes a lot.
A drunk boy pukes a lot more.
After one drunk hump, sometimes you puke up one slice of Cottage Inn.
After two drunk humps, sometimes you puke up two slices! (stop being wasteful.)
Frat boys puke.
And so do sorority girls.
Different kinds of alcohols make different kinds of puke.
Different shapes, different colors, definitely different smells.
Which bar is the best to puke behind?
What does a professor look like puking?
Some stop to puke.
Others do it on the move.
Some puke here and there.
Some do it in a special place.
Some do it fucking everywhere.
But Seniors do too.
While some college kids are kind enough to puke in the toilet,
Others puke on their friends.
Some college kids puke and don’t even remember,
Others clean up after themselves.
These puke during class.
This one does it at Conrad’s.
He wipes his face with his shirt, flushes, and rallies.
All living Spartans drink heavily, so…
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