MSU has announced that in the coming days they will unveil a chat feature that allows students, through D2L, to voice complaints about the administration in a completely unproductive manner.
The feature, misleadingly dubbed “Chat4Change,” will allow students to essentially scream into a void about the harm the university has done to them with no subsequent action being taken. MSU officials have insisted that this feature will be a vital step in making sure no change whatsoever occurs in how the university is run, emphasizing that “maybe now students will get off their backs about all this stuff.”
“Chat4Change will change our lives,” said senior administration official Bill Uesles. “Finally we won’t have to listen to whiny students complain about how our actions are perpetuating the suffering of sexual assault survivors! It’s a win-win for everybody.”
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