Senior Emilia Scott woke up mid morning this past Saturday to meet her friends at Sava’s for brunch to resurrect their bodies from last night’s sins. Scott shrieked when she saw her image in the mirror, because she had Backroom pizza smeared down her neck and also because she was in Mark Schlissel’s body.
When asked about the incident, her friends reported having seen her run into the bathroom at Rick’s, cutting the line, and turning the lights off to sing Lil Dicky’s Freaky Friday in the mirror three times, like they all had done with notorious Bloody Mary in middle school. Scott’s friends stated they all Ubered home their separate ways, and had no idea what happened until their friend showed up for brunch.
When asked what she would do with her new found power, Emilia said she would reinstate Michigan time and include ass eating rooms in the UGli for your study break needs.