College senior Bernard Davis couldn’t wait to use his dad’s 2011 Toyota Camry down on campus, but reality soon set in for him as his friends have already asked to mooch off of him for rides to get groceries this semester at the off-campus Walmart. Davis is one of the select few college student with cars.
“I brought this car down so I can take Tinder dates to some off-campus restaurant to show worldly I am, but now I’m a stupid Uber driver driving my ungrateful friends to Walmart so they can buy frozen pizzas,” Davis said. “You know they aren’t going to offer to pitch in for gas either, so guess I’m just going to be driving Miss Daisy back and forth.”
Not only has Davis fell hard to being their friend’s chauffer to Walmart but it’s been reported that Davis will be the friend group’s designated driver this year, too.
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