Bailey, the family golden retriever, is getting really sick of seeing of Jake’s junk swing back and forth while he’s home from college for the summer, she told local reporters on Wednesday.
“Jake was once my best friend, but since he’s been back from college, I’ve seen gross private area too many times,” Bailey said. “Now, he sees me naked lots and he is still my best friend, but not as much as he once was. Sure, I drag butt across carpet every now and then, but Jake and his friends always laugh and point when I do that. I think they like it.”
At press time, Bailey said he went into Jake’s room to see him “doing something I do when it’s really hot out, and I don’t think it was very nice for me to see.”
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