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Godddddd, That Girl In Your Community College Class Who Never Shuts Up About Owls Definitely Has A Crush On You

ELYRIA, OH — Sarah, that weird girl in your lower level calc community college class who’s always talking about owls, just invited you to her barn tomorrow afternoon to ‘show you around.’ You, who is afraid, politely declined but now she won’t stop showing you pictures of her owls and taxidermy.
“This is Emerald, and oh that’s Morgana IV, they used to cohabitate, but not anymore hahaha,” she says as you slowly inch your chair closer and closer to the door. “I can’t wait for you to meet them.”

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