Mike Davis, a college freshman who beat the odds and successfully had sex on the top bunk in his dorm room during the first week of school, will give an upcoming TED talk about it, the organization announced on Thursday.
“It’s an honor to give a TED talk and to share my wisdom to all the other lonely freshmen trying to lose their virginity,” said Davis, who somehow managed to achieve the impossible while his roommate was sleeping in the bunk below. “My 18-minute long TED talk will help you have the best 15 seconds of your life — and that’s 10 seconds longer than me!”
Davis will be ready for his speech once he finds a pair of pants that doesn’t have cargo pockets in them.
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