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Oh Wow: Guy Who Pulled An All-Nighter At The Library Looks Just Like Pete Davidson Now

Sophomore Matt Carney drew comparisons to SNL star Pete Davidson on Sunday night after the 20-year-old pulled an all-night library cram session. The 10-hour saga actually caused the bags under Carney’s eyes to grow and caused his face to go completely pale from exhaustion. 

“I’m walking to class and suddenly these girls are coming up to me saying I look like I have ‘Big Dick Energy’ and they think I’m the type of guy who believes God is a woman,” Carney said. “If only they knew I have a really bad cold and haven’t eaten solid food in 16 hours. I have no dick energy to satisfy them right now, I have a test to fail.”

Although Carney completely bombed the exam, things have turned up for him as he has already gotten engaged to the first girl who told him he had “Big Dick Energy.”

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