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Kinky: Student Lives Out Porn Fantasy Where They Drunk Order Dominos Pizza And Fall Asleep Before The Delivery Driver Shows Up

Straight out of imaginative, sad corner of PornHub, college junior Sarah Carney’s’ kinky porn fantasy of drunk ordering a large sausage pizza Domino’s at 3 a.m. and falling asleep before the delivery driver showed up was finally fulfilled last night.

“My sexual fantasies are pretty realistic, so when I’m feeling hot and heavy after a night of drinking, I knew it was the perfect time to drunk call the Domino’s pizza that’s only staffed by one college student,” Carney said. “It just gets me going knowing that I was dead asleep while this underpaid, miserable Domino’s co-worker was banging on my door. The disappointment of it all is just like me being sad no guy will ever be able to successfully please me like the pizza guy, and the accuracy is so sexy.”

Used to sexual encounters being freaky, fast and underwhelming, Carney plans to switch things up by calling Jimmy John’s to see if they can get to her before she falls asleep.

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