After a tough, artificial sorority recruitment process for freshman Samantha Henry, it’s been reported that the now-sorority girl got a bid for Beta Gamma, the house she has always dreamed of inevitably talking behind her 120 sisters back in for the rest of her college career.
“Even though the 20 sororities that screamed songs at me the past few weekends were exactly the same, I knew by the judgmental tones of the Beta Gamma women that they were the house that deserved a bad person like me,” Henry said. “I knew right on Bid Day that this will be the house of women that I will start petty dramas with over the same frat guy we hook up with, but ultimately I will act like I like them when we take our candid group photos. It’s going to be a great four years.”
At press time, Henry was already seen glaring and whispering around her sorority sister sisters right after hugging them.
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