New 23andMe results have sent shockwaves throughout the Alpha Delta sorority after two sorority sisters, Sarah Martin and Brittany Davis, found out that the $1,000 membership dues their parents are paying for didn’t make them actually related according to the service’s result database.
“I’m absolutely devastated Sarah and I aren’t actually related. We have a really close relationship because we drink together three times a week and talk behind each other’s back five times a week, isn’t that the sign of a real family?” Martin said. “This science thing made us spit in a cup to get our DNA and it still didn’t show we’re sisters. I literally spit in Brittany’s mouth every single week because we obviously share drinks, and also because I love her.”
The results were disappointing for the pair but it won’t fully tarnish Martin and Davis’ relationship because they learned a lot along the way.
“I found out I was 50% Irish, 30% Italian and 20% Polish, which is a really forgettable thing I can tell a guy at the bar, so that’ll be good for me,” Davis said. “So what we aren’t actual sisters? I still love her, and anything my family pays over $1,000 for me.”
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