College junior and altruist Maddie Davis announced on Wednesday she would start donating to the homeless, if and only if it’s for a dance marathon.
“I’m sorry, but I’m just not going to give you money if it’s not for the dance marathon. Are these homeless people FTK? I wouldn’t know because my headphones are always in when they try to talk to me, but you have to assume they’re not,” Davis said. “I can’t just give money to just a person standing around. I have to give money to people who are willing to dance in a gym for a really long time – that’s what charity is.”
Davis will be saving all her charity money for her own fundraising goal as she plans to unsolicitedly Venmo request people to donate to the dance marathon this year.
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