Tragedy stuck Naperville native and 14-year-old Chris Williams around 9 p.m. on Thursday night when his mom suddenly texted him she was there to drive him home from Lollapalooza, interrupting Williams from continuing to grind on a stranger during Logic’s set.
“My mom is such a cockblock,” Williams said. “I was totally getting it in with this girl until Mom texted me she was outside in the freakin’ Honda Odyssey ready to drive me home. I’m definitely going to act out at her on the ride home. I’m counting down the days until I get my driver’s permit so I can borrow her car with her permission!”
Williams was seen storming out of the festival but not before he vomited behind a tree from drinking one too many Bud Lights.
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