It was a period of mourning for Beta Delta as their Viva La Stool Flag was seen at half-staff to signal that not all boys hung out on Saturday.
“People thought that our social was taken away, which would be a death sentence, but I’m here to clear the air that we couldn’t get all the broskis out on the front lawn to blast our SoundCloud at 9 a.m. to assert our dominance over campus,” said Beta Delta member, Doug Leonard. “It’s sad to see how some brothers in the house have decided to prioritize ridiculous things like their homework and sleeping in over some ideology that a media company made up to pander to us.”
The fraternity has asked for privacy during this painful time of mourning and for no fatties. Donations can be made to the social chair’s Venmo account as he’s heading out for a beer run if you would like anything.
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