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Lol Trains Are Boats Now, Duh

Wow, I can’t believe you didn’t know that trains as is are now boats.

Did you not see all the rains out there, like look at the that puddle lol that is WATER. Grab your oar you idiot and start rowing! Come on, we gotta get out of here this ship is sinking and it’s sinking fast. Sinking like the Titanic. Lol, remember that movie? They almost all drowned too.

Chooo chooo? More like woooooooooouung toot beep. Oh yeah, baby. Listen to the sound of it raining underground and stuff. IT’S RAINING UNDERGROUND. WOOOOOSH. Well, that’s one way to clean up the poop deck, am I right?

Trains can float now, cause they are boats. You’re not a passenger you’re a sailor, shape up or ship out okay? You’ve got a boat to float if you wanna get anywhere good and steer your crew to safety.

Aye, aye matey. LAND HO! 

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