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NYU’s 7 Sexiest Alumni

A lot of sexy people have walked through the various buildings that NYU calls a “campus”. From Dylan Sprouse to all of the Olsens and Andy Samberg (if you’re into that), we seen a lot of cuties around these parts. Plus, they’re famous. And money is pretty sexy, especially to Sternies. So without further ado, here’s a carefully considered list of NYU’s 7 sexiest alumni.

7.) Elizabeth Olsen:

This lesser known Olsen (but the cutest one in our opinion) graduated from Tisch in March 2013 after six years of intermittent study. When she plays Scarlet Witch in The Avengers, it makes us go all red. Interpret that as you wish.

6.) Michael C. Hall:

Listen, we know he plays Dexter, but isn’t the serial killer thing kinda sexy? (No? Okay…) He graduated from Tisch‘s Graduate Acting Program way back in 1996 before a lot of us were even born, so it’s fine if we want to call him Daddy.

5.) Matthew Gray Gubler:

While studying in Tisch’s film directing program, he modeled for Tommy Hilfiger, Marc Jacobs, and American Eagle. He’s such a cutie, and now plays a sexy doctor on Criminal Minds (because real doctors are overrated).

4.) Anne Hathaway:

She was one of those kids and went to Gallatin, but we love her anyway. She also went to Tisch, but didn’t graduate. Which, honestly, who can blame her? She’s had tons of sexy roles like in Catwoman, and lots of relatable roles like Ella of Frell. She’s one of those NYU legends; props to you if you ever see her.

3.) Donald Glover:

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 08: Actor/producer Donald Glover poses in the press room during the 74th Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)

Legend has it that he used to rap for fun in the laundry rooms. He graduated from Tisch’s Dramatic Writing program in 2006 and went on to be basically the coolest person ever. He can act, sing, rap, and write. And nothing is sexier than a guy who can do it all. He’s just super funny and creative and cute and…oh sorry, are we rambling?

2.) Lady Gaga:

She didn’t actually graduate from NYU, but nobody ever mentions that. Lady Gaga is a freaking legend. She lived at Third North, won VLI there, and obviously went on to do a couple less cool things. Honestly, she’s confident, and that’s sexy af. She can pull off anything, and she’s so influential. Really, we don’t deserve her.

1.) Cole Sprouse:

Of course he’s first; are you even surprised? Cole Sprouse is the very face of NYU, and we realize it’s a little fucked up that Dylan didn’t even make the list, but Cole is just sexier. He and his brother pretty much invented TV with Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Now he’s an absolute meme in Riverdale. Pictures of him smoking make us think that cancer can’t be that bad (no, it totally is. Don’t smoke kids). We’re literally getting hot just writing this; let’s end it here.

This has been an indefinite and totally not subjective list of the sexiest people to come through this place we all struggle through together. Maybe they even had as much debt as we do? But hey, doubt it.

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