Over the past few weeks strange occurrences have been reported within Thompson Library. Books have gone missing, food is repeatedly disappearing, and many students even claim to have heard voices from within the walls. While many believe this to be a hoax, accusing those that have come forward of getting too caught up in the Halloween spirit, some think it may be William Oxley Thompson finally back for revenge.
However, when a very specific type of authority known for busting such ghosts was called to the scene, they were in for a shock. The supernatural creature they were dealing with was anything but. In reality it was one entrepreneurial student who found a way inside Thompson’s walls.
“I really just wanted to avoid the outrageous housing costs, man,” explained the perpetrator before being cuffed and escorted from the premises. “My mom said she wasn’t going to help with my rent after she caught me selling drugs this summer, but she also said I wasn’t allowed to keep selling drugs. It was really a catch-22 she trapped me in.”
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