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Threatened By Gang Of Bird Riders, Skateboarders Begin Urinating On Orton Hall To Mark Their Territory

The infamous Orton Hall Skaters are worried they have finally met their match. A local band of Bird Scooter aficionados have formed a gang of their own, and began trying to stake their claim across campus. That includes the highly contested Orton Hall.

However, they decided to take matters into their own hands, and bladders, before things got ugly. The skateboarders began urinating profusely all over Orton Hall and the surrounding areas any time a Bird Scooter got within close proximity. Many unaware pedestrians, merely attempting to make it to class on time, stumbled upon the gruesome sight.

“This’ll show those freaks,” claimed one skater, phallus still in hand. “They best flip off our territory before things turn straight drastic, bruh.”

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