Valentine’s Day is here, and it’s time to delete that four-page word document you wrote to your ex. There are so many people in Athens that matter more than he/she does, and here are the eight Valentines you need to send out instead.
To our beloved friends at Mike’s Dog Shack:
To DJ Barticus, the King of Casa:
To the horse cops who valiantly patrol our streets:
To Pumpkin the Cat, sitting in the window, looking all cute:
To the professor that maybe might’ve hit on you that one time:
To the RA whose life you ruined:
To the family that owns Souvlaki’s:
To your sweet mother who you take advantage of:
This Valentine’s Day forget finding a significant other and show the ones who really matter how much you love them.
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