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Stillwater Democrats Claim to Leave Town After Oklahoma Becomes a Red State

Stillwater resident and loud-and-proud Hillary supporter, Debra Cratz has attended every Democratic rally and Trump protest in Oklahoma.

 

“I just don’t know anymore, man, how can someone who is in the WWE Hall of Fame get to be president. I mean, Hillary didn’t delete that many emails. What were they even about, anyway?” Debra queried.

 

Democrats in Stillwater like Debra have been seen and recorded as leaving the country at 3 a.m. this morning.

 

“UGH I’ve been like trying to get a ticket to get the H-E-double-hockey-sticks out of this stupid red country but so many people are leaving the Canadian Immigration site is down!”

 

It seems as though in Stillwater, Oklahoma not many people have been too outspoken and proud about their vote. Local obvious Republican, Ulysses Samuel Adams, had this to say.

 

“Yeah, just call me U-S-A because WE DID IT BABY. America is about to be great again once and for all!” he exclaimed, “WAHOOO! *cough* *cough* ahem, uhm, no it was a great race, both parties did great and I did vote but I will not be relinquishing the information on who I voted for.”

 

Ulysses then took out his dip to let us hear him a little clearer.

 

“Now one second I need to head to my buddy’s house for a cookout to celebrate Trum- I mean the 2016 Election… SEE YA.”

 

 

 
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