OXFORD, MS– A recent rise in students suffering from lower leg and ankle injuries has occurred the on University of Mississippi’s campus since returning from Thanksgiving break. It seems as though standout wide receiver AJ Brown has been juking everyone in site.
Brown gained prominence following the circulation of a clip via Twitter, which features the wide out absolutely ruining the ankles (and self esteem) of a Louisiana-Lafayette defensive back, Simeon Thomas. If you’ve forgotten the horrific dismantling of the Rajin’ Cajun defensive back’s ankles’ on tape, we have it here.
Students all over the Ole Miss campus have also reported being victims of Brown’s ‘nasty jukes’
“I was walking out of Bondurant Hall, when all of a sudden I went cross-legged and ate shit,” said sophomore Jack Goff. “I turned around I saw AJ Brown offering to help me off of the ground. He apologized, and said this kind of thing happens all the time, so I shouldn’t be embarrassed.”
New head football coach, Matthew Luke, has acknowledged Brown as being a huge problem during practice, as the number of ankle injuries to opposing defenders during scrimmages has depleted an already thin roster.
“Even our own guys can’t stop buckling,” said Luke. “What can you do? Basically, the guy’s a fucking animal out there. He moves so quick that he’s wounding innocent civilians.”
If you or one of your loved ones encounters AJ Brown, hold on for dear life, or just get out of the way.
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