So let’s say weed is decriminalized here in Pittsburgh, so that’s super cool. Now we can do our cool extracurricular college-level activities legally! Unless of course that involves drinking and you’re under the age of 21, then that’s a big no-no young-un’s. The Black Sheep tends to talk about alcohol and its relatives, but rarely we talk about that dank herb, marijuana as you kids call it nowadays. Since the sticky icky holy woly day is coming up on us on 4/20/2016, we decided to help you stoners here at Pitt to find the best places to blaze it up here at Pitt.
The Back of Market
Market isn’t amazing, but it’s better than a lot of other school’s cafeterias by like twenty miles. However, one of the best things to do here is to get a bunch of food and shovel it into your mouth and ignore the taste because there is none. You know those booths way in the back past that vegetarian place and the pizza? There is where we’re talking about. It’s far away from everyone important. You could smoke at least three joints before anyone even realized what you were doing.
Top of Cathy
Can you even get up there? We bet if anyone could find out how, it’d be a big ol’ group of stoners. From our experience, they can figure out almost anything, especially how to get places no one else ever could. How sweet would it be to go up to the top of there and inhale some of that sweet reefer? Just make sure not to trip too hard and fall off. Wait, so weed doesn’t make you trip? Oops.
Ah, the great outdoors! It’s a not-so-big patch of grass where all of the hippie kids go out to hang out. Nature is so cool right? It gave us cool things like vegetables, trees, the devil’s lettuce, etc. So let’s utilize nature in all of its glory and get high on the grass! At day, you can go out there and bask in the sunshine of a spring day, or go at night and freeze your ass off, but that’s up to you. You could look at stars and stuff if you wanted. Just don’t get arrested, because it’s probably still illegal to smoke that shit outside.
Your Dorm Room
Woah, wait, that’s against dorm policy, oh no! You could set off a smoke alarm and have everyone have to evacuate the entire building! Wah, wah, what losers want to stay in their rooms? Oh yeah and you could totally get kicked out and have to pay fines and lose your scholarships if your RA comes in and fines you burning that wacky tobacky. But who are we to tell you what to do with your time and weed?
Do you even have any idea what’s down there? There’s Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and a grill-like thing. That is the best collection of greasy, shitty, gross munchie food that any user of the Mary Jane would love to have at their disposal. Best of all, they all use dining dollars so you don’t have to spend your hash stash on gross tacos, crappy pizza, and weird-ass burgers!
Good luck in your stoning this holiday season stoners! We mean the getting high kind, stoning people is really bad.