Which Purdue Pete Are You?

Over the years the Boilermakers have seen their fair share of Purdue Petes. From incredibly angry to overly joyous, Pete’s many faces have us BEGGING to know which incarnation we would be if we were born into the mascot life. Well, luckily we constructed a quiz, so everyone at Purdue can finally know the answer. 

It's Halloween and there's a whole bunch of squealing kids at your door. How do you deal?

Try to guess all their costumes before giving them any candy so they are forced to talk to me lol.

Guests? More importantly, impressionable guests? Perfect chance to get rid of Easter candy.

All I have is quarters so they're getting Den pop funds today.

MYEAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAA CHILDREEEN!

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What's that? You're late to your lab? How are you going to make it in time as to not disappoint the T.A you've been flirting with?

I'm planning on arriving an hour late as to prove my aloofness to my T.A. If that doesn't work I will knock every piece of glass over. Power-move.

I WILL RIDE A SMALL TRAIN TO CLASS AND WAVE AT ONCOMING TRAFFIC CAUSING CAR ACCIDENTS IN THE PROCESS.

My roommate probably won't mind if I use their penny board, right? I've always wanted to travel at 1.3x the speed of a pedestrian!

I guess I'll have to WALK. Avoiding CONSTRUCTION or FALLING ICE or UNICYCLERS. GAH!

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You just finished a painfully mediocre workout at the ol' co-rec. You're looking to reward yourself with a snack. What catches your eye?

This lil boilermaker is made up of nothing but hulking Hoosier muscle and can't be swayed by any over-priced snackage. Not even the utterly wholesome and caring workers can sway this ass.

The divine glow of Freshens is too much to ignore. Hand me a Smoothie, boys. Time to dissociate into that fruity goodness.

The ONLY thing that'll properly tickle my raspberry after a session on the old Turbo flex 9000 is good old fashioned water and a healthy heaping of sunlight. Only Indiana's finest!

Gotta re-fuel with some protein, of course. Some tasteless and sad unsalted nuts are just what the quick-tempered PUSH employee ordered. That you may be cleansed of the nasty nasty bulldozer fumes you had to leap through to get your fitness class.

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You've got a big interview coming up, you've been looking at this internship for quite a while. It might not be in an exotic destination, but after the end of this summer you might actually be able to afford your own ridiculous bobble heads. How are you going to nail that bad boy?

Things are going well, going smooth, but you can't help but be super aware of your surroundings and yourself. Does your hair look weird? Has your interviewer noticed? So many questions...

Assert your authority by speaking just a little louder than normal and never fully releasing your interviewers hand, adding both an air of dominance and paternal reassurance.

Laugh for approximately 10 minutes after every sentence to prove that you are, in fact, personable and emotionally accessible, unlike your garbage ex.

Throw in some relatable jokes and quips regarding Purdue life, you're relatable gosh darn it!

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Look at you, you've got some new pals this semester. They're all going to the Homecoming game and are all very into it. As to conform to your surroundings, you're planning on sporting your Purdue Pride. What over-expensive UBS merch are you sporting?

Purdue's pretty tight, bros. I have a free shirt with what appears to be a train on it. I'm sure this will suffice.

Time to go all out, brah! It's high time to bust out the striped overalls as to pledge my allegiance to the ol' gold and black. Who wouldn't want to look like Mr. Zebra Millionare?

In order to fit in with these cool and fun people (who will probably dump me soon, but that's college) I have purchased a Suit from the same place I attain my postage stamps. My school spirit will never be questioned. Best $200 I have ever spent.

Don't make me sit in the sun. Purdue Athletics might have just gotten passable, but so has reality television. Catch me sitting inside with a fruity drink and some tlc

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