Following the announcement that the Cockstock 2016 headliner would be Atlanta-based hip-hop duo Rae Sremmurd, several out-of-touch USC students expressed confusion as to who the duo is, and what that could possibly mean for their Homecoming experience.
“What the hell is a Sremmurd and what is it doing on campus?” asked bewildered accounting major, Sam Thurmond.
“At first I was really excited about Cockstock, but then I realized I had no idea who these Rae Sremmurd people are, and that meant I would probably be standing awkwardly, bopping my head off-beat, and shouting the most repetitive chorus line I can remember in order to fake engagement with songs I’ll be hearing for the first time,” said dismayed student Samantha Heller.
When informed that the hip-hop duo is responsible for several songs that were among the top 10 in many US R&B and Rap charts, many of these out-of-touch students fired back, insisting that they’ve never heard a Rae Sremmurd song in their lives.
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