Connect with us
Connect with us

Syracuse

5 Trump Tweets That Can Also Be Used As Insults Against Florida State This Weekend

What happens when you’re at Syracuse football games and simply run out of things to yell? Don’t fret, for the President of the United States has a whole slew of things to mindlessly blurt out without filtering first, which decidedly also work at a college football game of your choosing. When you have your tailgate overalls on and ready to go, but your brain hangs you out to dry in terms of game-time jargon, here’s a list of phrases to keep on standby.

5.) “Stop this rigged witch hunt!” — Aug. 1, 2018:
Something very good to yell to the refs that aren’t favoring Syracuse. Any and every moment you are feeling personally attacked by a ref’s opposing opinion, make sure to yell this phrase while stomping your foot.

4.) “I’m very concerned that Russia will be fighting very hard!” – July 24, 2018:
This is a major concern! You never know when a friendly football game will turn into an all-out brawl with Russia and its corresponding spy force. Always keep an acute lookout at SU football games, and keep this phrase as a backpocket option.

3.) “Tariffs are the greatest!” – July 24, 2018:
Great to scream at the top of your lungs when you forget your SUID and have to pay tax on your imported beer that also happened to cost $9.25.

2.) “The Fake News Media…Are totally unhinged!” – July 31, 2018:
Another option for when the refs throw a flag on a play that clearly does not deserve one! How crazy could these guys get? Come on—you people are totally unhinged!

1.) “To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN!” – July 22, 2018:
Please note: The name “Rouhani” can absolutely be replaced with the name of anything that is even remotely threatening you in the moment. For example, if you drop a dome nacho (WITH a jalapeno on it), simply change to “To Iranian President Dome Nacho.” “Clemson,” “$9.25 Bud Light,” and “See-Through Fanny Pack,” are just a few more examples off the top. Truly applicable for a multitude of annoyances!

You’ll never look ridiculous ever again! Keep these Donald Trump phrases handy and you’ll be the talk of the town.

Listen to Talk of Shame, a podcast about being young & dumb, hosted by 2 drunk girls from The Black Sheep, Mackenzie & Andrea. One can’t find her tampon, the other one’s laundry is probably on fire. Subscribe to Talk of Shame:

Continue Reading

More from Syracuse

Advertisement
Advertisement
To Top