What happens when you’re at Syracuse football games and simply run out of things to yell? Don’t fret, for the President of the United States has a whole slew of things to mindlessly blurt out without filtering first, which decidedly also work at a college football game of your choosing. When you have your tailgate overalls on and ready to go, but your brain hangs you out to dry in terms of game-time jargon, here’s a list of phrases to keep on standby.
5.) “Stop this rigged witch hunt!” — Aug. 1, 2018:
Something very good to yell to the refs that aren’t favoring Syracuse. Any and every moment you are feeling personally attacked by a ref’s opposing opinion, make sure to yell this phrase while stomping your foot.
4.) “I’m very concerned that Russia will be fighting very hard!” – July 24, 2018:
This is a major concern! You never know when a friendly football game will turn into an all-out brawl with Russia and its corresponding spy force. Always keep an acute lookout at SU football games, and keep this phrase as a backpocket option.
3.) “Tariffs are the greatest!” – July 24, 2018:
Great to scream at the top of your lungs when you forget your SUID and have to pay tax on your imported beer that also happened to cost $9.25.
2.) “The Fake News Media…Are totally unhinged!” – July 31, 2018:
Another option for when the refs throw a flag on a play that clearly does not deserve one! How crazy could these guys get? Come on—you people are totally unhinged!
1.) “To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN!” – July 22, 2018:
Please note: The name “Rouhani” can absolutely be replaced with the name of anything that is even remotely threatening you in the moment. For example, if you drop a dome nacho (WITH a jalapeno on it), simply change to “To Iranian President Dome Nacho.” “Clemson,” “$9.25 Bud Light,” and “See-Through Fanny Pack,” are just a few more examples off the top. Truly applicable for a multitude of annoyances!
You’ll never look ridiculous ever again! Keep these Donald Trump phrases handy and you’ll be the talk of the town.
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