All posts tagged "Chicago"

DePaul

DePaul Hipster Tormented By Peers After Wearing Non-Thrifted Denim Jacket

This week has brought colder weather to the Chicago area, and with it, an unfounded seasonal...

Illinois (Chicago)

How Disappointed With Living In Chicago Are You?

Like a fine wine, the creeping suspicion that living in the city isn’t all it’s cracked...

Michigan

Incoming UM Freshman Brags About Not Remembering Lollapalooza

ANN ARBOR – In a striking move of social dominance, incoming freshman Zachary Broadhurst has spent...

Campus Life

A Guide To Spotting Edgelords At Columbia College

What is an “edgelord” exactly? According to Urban Dictionary, the official definition is, “Someone who uses...

Campus Life

Columbia Student Takes Red Line Past Roosevelt, Miraculously Survives

Danger has never been something to stop journalism major Madelyn Campbell, who this week broke new ground...

Sex

4 Recommended Audiobooks to Listen to Post-Coitus

 A slow drag of a cigarette. A bite of leftover pizza. A run to the bathroom...

Columbia

Can You Survive The Chicago Architecture Boat Tour After Downing Three Chipotle Burritos And Administering an Enema?

Chicago in the summer is a blissful, beautiful place and it’s even better when you’re exploring...

Chicago

5 Ways to Spot Someone Clogging Their Arteries at Taste of Chicago

The sun is shining, the food is cooking, and the crowds are chomping at the bit...

Chicago

‘And They Sit At The Bar, And Put Bread In My Jar And Say Man What Are You Doing Here?’ Sings Mariano’s Piano Player

LINCOLN PARK — “He’s really just, really good, ya know?” said Mary Sachs, who’s now stopped for...

Chicago

Ambulance Stuck in Traffic on The Kennedy ‘Really Sorry’ They Couldn’t Save Your Life

Chicago hospitals have issued a press release warning Chicago residents to avoid having emergencies between 3:30...