All posts tagged "Chicago"
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DePaul
DePaul Hipster Tormented By Peers After Wearing Non-Thrifted Denim Jacket
October 10, 2018This week has brought colder weather to the Chicago area, and with it, an unfounded seasonal...
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Illinois (Chicago)
How Disappointed With Living In Chicago Are You?
September 19, 2018Like a fine wine, the creeping suspicion that living in the city isn’t all it’s cracked...
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Michigan
Incoming UM Freshman Brags About Not Remembering Lollapalooza
September 5, 2018ANN ARBOR – In a striking move of social dominance, incoming freshman Zachary Broadhurst has spent...
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Campus Life
A Guide To Spotting Edgelords At Columbia College
September 3, 2018What is an “edgelord” exactly? According to Urban Dictionary, the official definition is, “Someone who uses...
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Campus Life
Columbia Student Takes Red Line Past Roosevelt, Miraculously Survives
September 1, 2018Danger has never been something to stop journalism major Madelyn Campbell, who this week broke new ground...
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Sex
4 Recommended Audiobooks to Listen to Post-Coitus
August 6, 2018A slow drag of a cigarette. A bite of leftover pizza. A run to the bathroom...
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Columbia
Can You Survive The Chicago Architecture Boat Tour After Downing Three Chipotle Burritos And Administering an Enema?
July 16, 2018Chicago in the summer is a blissful, beautiful place and it’s even better when you’re exploring...
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Chicago
5 Ways to Spot Someone Clogging Their Arteries at Taste of Chicago
July 12, 2018The sun is shining, the food is cooking, and the crowds are chomping at the bit...
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Chicago
‘And They Sit At The Bar, And Put Bread In My Jar And Say Man What Are You Doing Here?’ Sings Mariano’s Piano Player
July 12, 2018LINCOLN PARK — “He’s really just, really good, ya know?” said Mary Sachs, who’s now stopped for...
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Chicago
Ambulance Stuck in Traffic on The Kennedy ‘Really Sorry’ They Couldn’t Save Your Life
July 11, 2018Chicago hospitals have issued a press release warning Chicago residents to avoid having emergencies between 3:30...