All posts tagged "Florida"

Central Florida

Wow! These Two People Tried Finding Parking On UCF’s Campus And Only One Was An Hour-And-A-Half Late To Class

We have all gone through that mad dash to find parking on UCF’s campus before class:...

Florida

5 Horror Stories We’ve Heard About The Cicerone Interview Process

There are tour guides, there are glorified tour guides, and then there are Florida Cicerones. You...

Central Florida

Yeah, Horse Girls Are Annoying, But Have You Met Literally Any UCF Clique?

Middle school really was a time to discover yourself, figuring out if you really are going...

Florida

7 Fraternity Boys Who Are Almost Too Cute to Throw Off the Top of Century Tower

There are boys, and then there are frat boys. They truly are their own species. There’s...

Florida

I Ate At Broward Dining For A Week And Now I’m An Elliptical

If there’s anything that Broward Dining is known for, it’s delicious food. In fact, it was...

Central Florida

‘UCF Was My Safety School,’ Says UCF Freshman Who Must Not Want Any Friends During His Time Here

UCF freshman Dennis Brown has become notorious on campus for obviously not wanting any friends during...

Florida State University

‘We Would’ve Gotten Away With It Too If It Weren’t For Thrasher Meddling With Greek Parties,’ Says Grumpy FSU Frat Boy

TALLAHASSEE, FL — Earlier today, The Princeton Review released their annual ranking of party schools, in...

Campus Life

Turlington’s Potato Steadily Baking in Gainesville Heat

Although summer has not yet officially started, Gainesville has seen no mercy; temperatures have already soared...

Florida

Can You Score Some Weed From a UF Professor?

Stoners everywhere rejoice! You want to smoke now, but, unfortunately, you got too high last night...

Florida

UF Student Convinces Parents to Pay for a Summer of ‘Dicking Around’ Abroad

UF sophomore Breanne Miller has successfully convinced her parents, Chad and Karen, to pay for her...