All posts tagged "freshmen"
Tragedy In Pritchard: Freshman Hosting Dorm Party Accidentally Plays Mr. Sandman Instead Of Enter SandmanOctober 5, 2018
Students in Pritchard were in distress Friday night after a freshman hosting a dorm party played...
DePaul Freshmen Still Young And Dumb Enough To Think McGee’s Is Something Other Than A Goddamn NightmareOctober 3, 2018
If there’s one thing DePaul freshmen love more than bullying each other into attending frat parties,...
Freshman’s Relationship With Floormates Just Not What It Used To Be Three Weeks AgoSeptember 27, 2018
FAR resident and freshman James Burton was shocked Wednesday when he realized that his relationship with...
WiFi Stations In The Diag Actually Open Pits To Hell For Freshmen Who Step On The MSeptember 26, 2018
You may have recently noticed that you’re now able to Facebook stalk your ex’s new, blonder...
Liars Who Don’t Want To Admit That They Didn’t Get Into Berkeley, And 4 Other Types Of People In This Year’s Freshman ClassSeptember 24, 2018
As most UC Davis students know, mostly by going outside and talking to anyone, Davis is...
5 Ways These Berkeley Freshmen Are Already Changing The World After Only 3 Weeks!September 6, 2018
UC Berkeley is known for making history with iconic student-led agendas. Freshmen come to Berkeley with...
Unsuspecting Freshman Attempts To Feed North Campus Wildlife, Loses Favorite Masturbating HandSeptember 6, 2018
As told by onlookers, freshman and Bursley dweller, Noah Greco, lost his right hand to a...
Smith-Steeb Co-Ed Floor Targeted As Location For Next Season Of Love IslandAugust 27, 2018
Hit Euro-Version of Bachelor in Paradise is finally coming to the US. Reports have leaked that...