All posts tagged "illinois"
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Campus Life
The 10-Day Unofficial Training Guide
February 25, 2015If your liver is feeling under-prepared for the upcoming Unofficial festivities, fear not! This training guide...
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Illinois
Cool Runnings Cast Cancels Illinois Appearance Due to Snow
February 19, 2015Students left the University of Illinois Quad disappointed and teary-eyed when the meet–and-greet with the cast...
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Illinois
Coach Beckman Tells Media To Suck His Dick
February 6, 2015Illini Football coach Tim Beckman busted into yesterday’s news conference in the best mood he’s been...
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Booze
Frat Bro Enjoying Murphy’s Questions his Existence
February 4, 2015Last Saturday night, Vince Wayne went to Murphy’s. While this statement alone may not be anything...
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Campus Life
The Black Sheep Spends A Night in the Candy Cab
January 30, 2015I had the honor of spending a night in the sweetest ride in Champaign: the beloved...
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Illinois
LIVE BLOG: UIUC Basketball Courting Carlton Bragg
January 8, 2015Much like when you go invited to prom out of irony/pitty/humor but thought you were...
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Booze
Drinking Game: Winter Warmth
December 3, 2014So, you think you’re getting roped into a nice, tipsy drunk tonight, the kind that has...
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Campus Life
A Guide to Maintaining Your Sanity in the Chipotle Line
December 3, 2014If you’re at the Chipotle on Green St. during operating hours, chances are you’ll be facing...
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Campus Life
Student Gets Tongue Stuck On Alma Mater, Raises Many Questions
December 3, 2014A crowd gathered the Alma Mater last Tuesday morning, December 2, when sophomore Jimmy Jensen was...