All posts tagged "LSU"
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Easy: Student Just Needs, Like, A 40 Point Curve On That Accounting Midterm To Graduate
October 10, 2018After spending five hours in the BEC calculating his grade, junior Jeff Dolt says he just...
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Joe Burrow Offers To Carry You To Class, Just Like He Carried The Whole Goddamn Team Last Weekend
October 2, 2018Students are waving their white flags as professors assign three exams, four projects, and a cure...
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LSU House Mom Pretty Turnt After Just 2 White Claws
September 27, 2018This past weekend, LSU house mom Debora Miller who is on a tailgating streak this fall,...
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‘My Ma And Grandma Were Both Members, So That Makes Me Like, A Triple Legacy,’ Says Sorority’s House Boy
September 19, 2018Baton Rouge, LA– Louisiana State University freshman Aaron White, seeking to wear his mothers’ letters, took...
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Sign The Petition To Release Mike VII Into The Pacific Ocean With Coach O In A Lifeboat Just Like In Life Of Pi
September 17, 2018Last week 35,000 people signed a petition advocating for LSU to release Mike the tiger and...
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BREAKING: LSU Sororities Under Investigation For Disguising Themselves As ‘Barns Full Of Cookie-Cutter Cattle’
September 13, 2018Baton Rouge, LA– Earlier this week LSU junior Lyle Richoux reported that 289 cattle have been wearing...
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5 Things To Yell At Freshmen On The Quad & They’re Just Quotes From Shrek
August 22, 2018Returning to the visible humidity of Baton Rouge doesn’t compare to the pubescent paw point mines...
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What Should You Wear to Your Summer Class Since Chad Said You Can’t Take Anymore of His Frat Shirts?
July 13, 2018You have 20 minutes until your 10 a.m. class, and Chad is being a greedy muh’fucka....
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6 Things To Invest In Now That TOPS Is Saved, and You’re Not Too Broke
June 27, 2018Up until this past Sunday, lawmakers were making it very appealing to put a “Roll Tide”...
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7 Things More Pleasurable Than A Lecture From Your Parents
June 13, 2018For the past few weeks you’ve been treated as somewhat of a visiting out of state...