All posts tagged "Maryland"
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5 of The Best Excuses That Explain Why You’re Late to Class
May 3, 2018The Black Sheep interviewed 50 anonymous Terps, asking them about the craziest stories they’ve ever used...
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Breaking News: A Sad Clown To Open At Art Attack 2018
May 2, 2018In light of the upcoming spring concert event at the University of Maryland known as “Art...
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UMD Bookstore To Begin Selling Terp-Branded Sex Toys
April 27, 2018In a shocking turn of events, the UMD Bookstore will begin taking on a controversial new...
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6 Ways Frat Dads Got Injured on Dads Day
April 26, 2018Dad’s Day is a beautiful frat tradition where alumni fathers get to visit their sons at...
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UMD To Open The Church of Testudo for Finals Week Offerings and Worship
April 25, 2018Last week, Wally ‘Where’s all my money’ Loh announced a brand-new decision which has stirred far...
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Spring Is The Frattiest Season At UMD, And Here’s Why
April 19, 2018No one appreciates the bloom of spring more than Greek Terps. Spring at UMD signifies that...
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7 Reasons Why You Really Shouldn’t Smoke on 4/20
April 18, 2018April 20th is just a normal day to most people, but to others, 4/20 is a...
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Top 7 Weather Gods To Pray To For Actual Spring At UMD
April 17, 2018So, like, it’s spring, right? Cause it sure as hell don’t feel like it. Perhaps our...
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5 Fitness Classes Eppley Should Really Teach
April 12, 2018Admit it, you want to start investing in your fitness, but don’t know where to begin....
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10 Things To Do When Spring Finally Shows the Fuck Up at UMD
April 11, 2018FINALLY! The cold and bitter weather is beyond us and the beautiful spring weather is upon...