All posts tagged "minnesota"
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Campus Life
Russians Admit to Providing Aid to Minnesota In Saturday’s Game, Gophers Still Manage To Lose
November 28, 2016For those who attended the football game over the weekend, the sheer anxiety of possibly...
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Minnesota
Minnesota College Republicans Actually Just Underground Acting Guild
October 7, 2016Recently there has been great controversy over the Trump-Pence mural at the Paint the Bridge event. After a...
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Campus Life
5 Ways to Get to Your 8 a.m. Without Any Motivation
September 30, 2016So you enrolled in an 8 a.m. class either because you thought you could handle...
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Minnesota
UMN Students Vow to Keep Woodstock the Therapy Chicken’s Legacy Alive
September 26, 2016Wednesdays will never be as calming as they were before. Earlier in September, Woodstock the...
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Minnesota
UMN Students Only Eat Skittles to Defy Donald Trump Jr.
September 26, 2016Candy has been considered the sweet foundation of everyone’s childhood and the delightful pick-me-up of...
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Minnesota
UMN Top Secret 2-Ply Toilet Paper Location REVEALED
September 23, 2016Among the struggles college students have, a lesser-addressed one is TP. No, not tequila prices...
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Campus Life
Where at the U Will You Drunkenly Wake Up This Weekend? [Flowchart]
September 19, 2016Sick of being confused about why you keep waking up on the roof of Drunkdonald’s?...
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Campus Life
Will You Make Rent This Fall? [Flowchart]
September 16, 2016It’s a question that haunts many of us as the end of the month draws...
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Minnesota
Trump Tower to Be Erected on Site of Former Espresso Exposé
September 6, 2016In an interesting real estate bid, The Trump Organization of Midtown Manhattan has announced it...
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Campus Life
UMN’s Super-Secret Guide to Pokémon Go
July 25, 2016With the advent of Pokémon Go, going outside is like some weird 90’s fantasy....