All posts tagged "national"

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Senior Already Planning To Wait Until The Last 12 Hours Of The Semester To Write 20,000-Word Final Paper

After reading through the syllabus for his English 469 class and realizing that the grade for...

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School Librarian Spent Entire Summer Mustering Up The Courage To Ask You To Bang In The Stacks

BOULDER — School librarian Rachel Kudlow spent the entire summer mustering up the courage to ask...

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Drunk People Forced to Listen to a 3-Hour Loop of Africa by Toto

This week, Diane and Nick didn’t know what they were doing till they were three drinks...

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This Is What Happens To Your Body When You Shower Barefoot In The Dorms

So, you’ve walked into the dorm showers without shower sandals. Yikes! Just, like, why’d you do...

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Ladies, We’re Getting Drunk Tonight

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Family Dog Getting Real Tired Of Seeing Human Home For The Summer Walk Around House Naked

Bailey, the family golden retriever, is getting really sick of seeing of Jake’s junk swing back...

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Report: Your RA Never Smelled a Thing

Residential assistants admitted this week that although they knew you were probably toking a big fat...

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REPORT: The Black Sheep’s Scientists Predict This Will Become Next Spongebob Meme

Chicago — The Black Sheep, a college media publication that once befriended a sheep unlike the...

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‘Well, There Goes My Bracket,’ Says 96% of Fans Half-Heartedly

“Well, there goes my bracket,” said 96% of of March Madness pool participants half-heartedly on Thursday...

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6 Reasons Owning a Scooter is Like Caring for a Dumb Annoying Baby

Scooters have long been a part of college culture. When class periods end, scooters swamp the streets...