All posts tagged "quiz"
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UC Berkeley
You’re At A Protest, Can You Figure Out Which Side This White Dude is On?
October 16, 2018You’re at a protest on UC Berkeley’s campus, and are closely watching the fringes of the...
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Ohio State
Can You Even Compare Minnesota To The Best Damn State In The Land?
October 11, 2018Sure, Ohio isn’t the No. 1 vacation destination in the United States—it’s only No. 2 (the...
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Ohio State
Are You A Lennox Center Target Loyalist, Or A New High Street Target Bandwagoner?
October 10, 2018Ever since the opening of the new Target on High Street, the young, carless bitches have...
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Michigan
Which Asshole In My 8 A.M. Are You?
October 4, 2018Because waking up at 7:45 a.m. four times a week was not enough for this bitch...
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Columbia
Build Your Perfect Pizza And We’ll Tell You Which Part-Time Faculty Are Getting Laid Off!
September 27, 2018Deep dish. Pan style. Thin crust. There are tons of ways to enjoy a pizza, just...
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Ohio State
Should You Tackle The Oval Preacher?
September 26, 2018It’s that time of year again: the leaves are starting to turn, the air is starting...
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Georgia
Is He Hitting On You Or Just Using You To Pass Accounting I?
September 25, 2018So, he asked for your number, texts you all the time, and initiates allll the hangouts....
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Minnesota
How Long Will It Take You To Get Laid Based On The Posters Hanging Above Your Bed?
September 25, 2018You just got back from the poster sale, and you’re ready to put up your goods...
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Illinois (Chicago)
How Disappointed With Living In Chicago Are You?
September 19, 2018Like a fine wine, the creeping suspicion that living in the city isn’t all it’s cracked...
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NYU
Which Dog In Tompkins Square Dog Park Really Just Like, Gets You? Ya Know?
September 13, 2018Do you ever find yourself sitting in Tompkins Square, enjoying a disgusting Cynthia Nixon bagel (but...