All posts tagged "satire"
Idiot Who Didn’t Bother To Do The Reading Can’t Understand Why This LearnSmart Assignment Is So Flim, Flam DifficultSeptember 20, 2018
Jim Bond, a sophomore at Virginia Tech who waited until the hour it was due to...
United We Stand: Sexiled Roommates Seen Congregating In Tunnels Beneath The Oval ConstructionSeptember 19, 2018
The raise in sexual activity on campus has sexiled more roommates than ever before in Ohio...
Wow! Columbia Student Jeremy Is In College And Still Wears Transition Lens Glasses Like He’s In Fourth GradeSeptember 14, 2018
Third-year Columbia student Jeremy Roberts showed up to class last week stunting in his transition lens...
Grand Valley State
Laker Gang: Since No One Knows The Alma Mater Lyrics, GV Will Change It To Lil Pump’s ‘Gucci Gang’September 11, 2018
“Gucci Gang” is now the official GVSU Alma Mater. Did the administration go too far with...
Iowa Avenue Sidewalks Now Blocked Off With Signs That Just Say ‘Fuck You’September 6, 2018
The familiar, orange and white construction signs along Iowa Avenue that once read ‘Sidewalk Closed’ now...
Tisch Student ‘Pretty Sure’ He Qualifies For Free Med School Tuition After Playing Dr. Orin Scrivello In ‘Little Shop Of Horrors’September 6, 2018
Despite the massive wave of support for the NYU School of Medicine’s move to a free...
UIC Spawning Sparky Replacement In I-294 Breeding PitSeptember 6, 2018
Recent announcements from the UIC athletic department have confirmed that the university is moving forward with...