All posts tagged "satire"
BREAKING: Athens Blocks Added To Southern Ohio Endangered Species ListAugust 19, 2018
On Friday, Athens Blocks joined sea lions, red pandas and Sumatran orangutans on the endangered species...
‘Where’s Delaware?’ Google Searches Skyrocket After UD Notches Princeton Review No. 1 Party School RankingAugust 6, 2018
Internet searches for “Where’s Delaware?” skyrocketed on Monday afternoon after the University of Delaware notched the...
New Dorm Trend Sweeps Nation: College Freshmen Everywhere Are Trading Their Tapestries For Fresh RoadkillJuly 31, 2018
First it was movie posters, then string lights, then tapestries, but 2018 college freshmen have begun...
We Gave This Sorority Girl a REAL Boomerang and You Won’t Believe What Happened Next!July 23, 2018
Last Tuesday, The Black Sheep met with junior Ellie Michaels, a Lake Forest, Illinois native and...
Student Who Brought Guitar to Party Dies After Having Too Much SexJuly 19, 2018
An autopsy released yesterday revealed that University of Delaware sophomore Daniel Thompson died of “too much...
5 Indoor Summer Activities to do When You’re Held Hostage by a Mildly-Threatening Wild AnimalJuly 13, 2018
In the midst of his existential crisis between his junior and senior year of college, your...
Hillenbrand Dining Ranked No. 1 ‘OK’ Dining Option in U.S.July 13, 2018
U.S. Food Today, one of America’s critically-acclaimed cuisine ranking systems, has voted Hillenbrand Dining Court as the...
UM Sorority Girl Claims She’s ‘Born-Again Christian’ Suspiciously Soon After She’s Unable to Get LaidJuly 12, 2018
ANN ARBOR — University of Michigan junior Tiffany Stillman has decided to take up Christianity as...
‘I’ll Have The Jägerbomb,’ Says Student Who Seems To Have Lost The Concept Of Real-World Social NormsJuly 11, 2018
SHAKER HEIGHTS — On Monday night, rising college junior Kyle McMorris ordered a Jägerbomb at his...
Area Woman Spent 4th of July Just Like Any Other Day: Guzzling WeinersJuly 9, 2018
Last Wednesday, the U.S. celebrated Independence Day, the federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration...