All posts tagged "sex"
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Illinois
Frat Guy With Guitar In Room Laments Lack Of Opportunity To Showcase 15 Years Of Classical Training
October 16, 2018A guitar in the corner of a frat boy’s bedroom usually serves little purpose beyond nonfunctional...
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Illinois
Chivalry ISN’T Dead: Dude Pays For Hookup’s VeoRide Back Home
October 3, 2018The past few years it has been speculated that chivalry is dead and gone in Chambana....
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Minnesota
How Long Will It Take You To Get Laid Based On The Posters Hanging Above Your Bed?
September 25, 2018You just got back from the poster sale, and you’re ready to put up your goods...
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Illinois
8 Steps To Getting Laid, Since You Were Too Much Of A Loser To Get Into A Frat
September 19, 2018Nobody wanted to offer you a bid after you puked your guts out at the foam...
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Iowa
How To Avoid The Freshman 15 By Reverse Cowgirl-ing The F’Real Milkshake Machine Every Night
September 17, 2018Now that I am a junior at the University of Iowa, I find that as I...
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Illinois
Report: One Night Stand With Psychology Major Not Even That Kinky
September 14, 2018The stigma that all every psychology major is a nymphomaniac was debunked this weekend. At least,...
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Georgia
10 Cheers You Can Scream In The UGA Student Section, And Also During Sex
September 13, 2018You’re tired of coming up with dirty little things to help get it on (cue Marvin...
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Illinois
Student Who Took Handful Of McKinley Condoms Probably Still A Virgin
September 6, 2018Last week, freshman Max Collins visited McKinley Health Center for the first time to receive free...
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Illinois
5 Ways To Let Your Hot TA Know You’re DTF
September 5, 2018Classes have begun, and with that means the search for hot tail has begun as well....
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Central Florida
Slightly Concerning: Freshman Stoked After Passing First ‘Exam’ That Was Really Just An STD Screening
August 28, 2018Tobias Masters, a 21-year-old freshman at UCF, finally passes his first official test on UCF on...