All posts tagged "sex"

Illinois

Frat Guy With Guitar In Room Laments Lack Of Opportunity To Showcase 15 Years Of Classical Training

A guitar in the corner of a frat boy’s bedroom usually serves little purpose beyond nonfunctional...

Illinois

Chivalry ISN’T Dead: Dude Pays For Hookup’s VeoRide Back Home

The past few years it has been speculated that chivalry is dead and gone in Chambana....

Minnesota

How Long Will It Take You To Get Laid Based On The Posters Hanging Above Your Bed?

You just got back from the poster sale, and you’re ready to put up your goods...

Illinois

8 Steps To Getting Laid, Since You Were Too Much Of A Loser To Get Into A Frat

Nobody wanted to offer you a bid after you puked your guts out at the foam...

Iowa

How To Avoid The Freshman 15 By Reverse Cowgirl-ing The F’Real Milkshake Machine Every Night

Now that I am a junior at the University of Iowa, I find that as I...

Illinois

Report: One Night Stand With Psychology Major Not Even That Kinky

The stigma that all every psychology major is a nymphomaniac was debunked this weekend. At least,...

Georgia

10 Cheers You Can Scream In The UGA Student Section, And Also During Sex

You’re tired of coming up with dirty little things to help get it on (cue Marvin...

Illinois

Student Who Took Handful Of McKinley Condoms Probably Still A Virgin

Last week, freshman Max Collins visited McKinley Health Center for the first time to receive free...

Illinois

5 Ways To Let Your Hot TA Know You’re DTF

Classes have begun, and with that means the search for hot tail has begun as well....

Central Florida

Slightly Concerning: Freshman Stoked After Passing First ‘Exam’ That Was Really Just An STD Screening

Tobias Masters, a 21-year-old freshman at UCF, finally passes his first official test on UCF on...