All posts tagged "sex"

Illinois

8 Steps To Getting Laid, Since You Were Too Much Of A Loser To Get Into A Frat

Nobody wanted to offer you a bid after you puked your guts out at the foam...

Iowa

How To Avoid The Freshman 15 By Reverse Cowgirl-ing The F’Real Milkshake Machine Every Night

Now that I am a junior at the University of Iowa, I find that as I...

Illinois

Report: One Night Stand With Psychology Major Not Even That Kinky

The stigma that all every psychology major is a nymphomaniac was debunked this weekend. At least,...

Georgia

10 Cheers You Can Scream In The UGA Student Section, And Also During Sex

You’re tired of coming up with dirty little things to help get it on (cue Marvin...

Illinois

Student Who Took Handful Of McKinley Condoms Probably Still A Virgin

Last week, freshman Max Collins visited McKinley Health Center for the first time to receive free...

Illinois

5 Ways To Let Your Hot TA Know You’re DTF

Classes have begun, and with that means the search for hot tail has begun as well....

Central Florida

Slightly Concerning: Freshman Stoked After Passing First ‘Exam’ That Was Really Just An STD Screening

Tobias Masters, a 21-year-old freshman at UCF, finally passes his first official test on UCF on...

Ohio State

7 Best Places To Have Sex In The Ohio Union

The Black Sheep took the liberty of scoping out the most romantic points of the most...

Illinois

10 Ways To Ghost The UIUC Freshman You Matched With On Tinder This Summer

Ghosting can be a painful process for both the ghoster and the ghostee. Here’s a few...

Ohio State

5 Quotes By Powerful Women That’ll Keep You From Taking An 18-Year-Old Boy’s Virginity This Weekend

Back to school means two things: your liver is about to take a huge hit and...