All posts tagged "Testudo"
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Maryland
White Awake Meeting Sparks Debate: Is Testudo Racially Insensitive To Turtles?
September 27, 2018White Awake Maryland has been quite controversial ever since the university unveiled it a few weeks...
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Maryland
UMD Bookstore To Begin Selling Terp-Branded Sex Toys
April 27, 2018In a shocking turn of events, the UMD Bookstore will begin taking on a controversial new...
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Maryland
Top 7 Weather Gods To Pray To For Actual Spring At UMD
April 17, 2018So, like, it’s spring, right? Cause it sure as hell don’t feel like it. Perhaps our...
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Maryland
7 Ways to Slide Into A Terp’s DMs On Valentine’s Day
February 13, 2018Are you one of the many losers without a Valentine’s date? Do you have the urge...
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Campus Life
The 8 Best UMD-Themed Halloween Pranks
October 31, 2017There are three types of people on Halloween: the people that go out, the people...
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Campus Life
5 Scariest Costumes To Really Spook Your UMD Friends
October 26, 2017As you gear up for this multiday Halloweekend, you may need some inspiration for some...
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Satire
THEORY: What They Don’t Want You To Know About Testudo
October 17, 2017Make an offering to Testudo, or fail that very important exam that you should have...
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Campus Life
Maryland Midterm Madness: What Our Professors Don’t Understand
October 1, 2017As many of you have realized, it is that time of year again in which there...
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Campus Life
5 Things About New UMD Semesters That Never Change
August 30, 2017It’s the start of a new semester in good ol’ College Park, and even though...
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Campus Life
What Do Your Maryland Graduation Photos Say About You?
May 11, 2017After four years of taking classes, developing friendships, and occasionally sobbing over a plate of...