All posts tagged "UCLA"
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UCLA Freshman Commits Murder To Get Senior Enrollment Time
November 16, 2017Last week, freshman Jeff Lahey first noticed that his roommate Christopher Roberts, also a freshman, somehow...
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8 Places to Pee on Campus and Claim Your Territory at UCLA
November 15, 2017If you’ve always wanted to porcelain dethrone Gene Block, urine luck! Tinkling in these 8 strategic...
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Quiz: Which Stranger Things 2 Character Are You? UCLA Edition
November 10, 2017Stranger Things 2 premiered last week and it has everyone hiking up their high-waisted jeans and...
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6 UCLA Sports Events Not Worth Any of the Free S**t
November 8, 2017Everyone loves free shit. The only thing that can extinguish the absolute passion for gifts of...
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LiAngelo Ball Caught Shoplifting, Still Unable To Steal Spotlight
November 7, 2017HANGZHOU, CHINA — After years suffering as the middle brother in the Ball family, LiAngelo Ball reportedly had...
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UCLA Students Bury Football Team Hopes Following 48-17 Loss
November 6, 2017After a 48-17 loss against a equally-as-bad Utah team on Saturday, UCLA students put to rest...
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Campus Life
10 Ways Midterms Could Actually Kill You at UCLA
November 1, 2017Midterm season is rough: the late night coffee runs, the studying, the not-studying guilt, the “Should...
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Campus Life
Shit You’re Definitely Too Old For at UCLA
October 27, 2017As the new generation of baby Bruins walk onto campus eager to experience college to its...
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10 UCLA Halloween Costumes Only Bruins Will Get
October 26, 2017Instead of studying for midterms, it’s time to go to extreme lengths for the most obscure...
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Campus Life
Suck It UCLA, Berkeley Back on Top
October 25, 2017This week, US News and World Report released the best, truest, most honest, rankings of all...