All posts tagged "uconn"
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Opinion: My Vet Says I’m An Optimal Weight For My Breed
October 1, 2018Listen, I’m a dog. I’m a husky, of course I’m a little round around the belly,...
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If You Little Fuckturds Think You Got Rid of Me, Think Again
May 21, 2018Op-Ed: I know why you’re here, you’re here because you read this little puff piece about...
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A Philosophical Reading of “PJ Girls Sexy 18 Year Old Morgan Strips and Spreads Her Teen P***y Wide Open”
May 3, 2018#TBT — In light of a comparatively uneventful finals season, we’re going to remind everyone of...
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5 Things to Finally Say to Your Hot TA Since You’ll Never See Them Again
April 27, 2018UConn has 32k students. You can’t say goodbye to all of them and quite frankly it’s...
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Please Stop Dancing in Laurel Hall
April 26, 2018The semester is just about over, but there is something that needs to be brought into...
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How to Pass Your Finals with Nickel Happening Every Night
April 25, 2018While Huskies has blessed us the past few weeks with Double Nickels, they plan to make...
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How To Dump All Your Personal Problems Onto Your Unwitting Professor During Office Hours
April 24, 2018It’s the end of the semester. Adrenaline and cheap liquor are coursing through your veins, your...
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Here are All the Things I Didn’t Get to do This Spring Weekend
April 23, 2018As fate should have it, SUBOG’s mediocrity strikes again. Yet another Spring Weekend (that wasn’t deemed...
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5 Possible Reasons the New UConn Gym is Taking So Long
April 20, 2018There was no hootin’ and hollerin’ when the decision for the construction of the new gym...
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5 Shitty Predictions of Spring Weekend 2018
April 19, 2018Ah yes, Spring Weekend, the glorious two days when students set ablaze assorted paraphernalia throughout campus...