So, you’re thinking of selling used panties on Craigslist, huh? Not just any old panties, but YOUR used panties. Wait, does anyone actually use the word ‘panties’? It’s kind of gross. I propose we remove it from the everyone’s lexicon. Nay, the dictionary. NAY, the entire English language.
ANYWAY, on this week’s episode of Talk of Shame, a podcast hosted by three editors at The Black Sheep, Mackenzie, Addie, & Andrea, Mackenzie explains in grave detail her experience of selling her used panties to creepy old men on Craigslist. If you yourself are thinking about selling some of your old 7 for $27s on the internet, this episode gives an excellent personal account of what it’s like to work in the biz. Some things to keep in mind. 1.) You’re gonna need to get a vacuum sealer 2.) Be prepared for your walls to be decorated with thank you cards from your suitors who feel it’s necessary to call you ‘goddess’.
Speaking of smells, Andrea stumbled upon an interesting dating trend called “Smell Dating“, which, we immediately all signed up for. Apparently this company will send you a tshirt that you’re required to wear for three days, and three nights (no showers, that’s cheating). Then, you send it back to them, they cut it up into little tiny swatches, and afterwards they send them out to others participating in the event. Sounds sweaty, sounds smelly, sounds swatchy, we’re into it.
Other interesting highlights from the episode include: an alternative to Coachella for those who maybe don’t have $3 million to see a concert, predictions about who might end up fucking in Andrea’s bed at the Christmas party, annnd a PSA about not having anyone pick out clothes as Christmas gifts. Enjoy.
If you want to tune in for the full details, you can listen here or subscribe to Talk of Shame: