Any student that says they haven’t considered dropping out of UCD is definitely lying. Not only are classes hard, but everything outside of UCD just seems so much better than everything at UCD. We’ve all been there, we’ve all had those existential crises, and they’re more apparent now that’s it’s finals week. Now, it’s time to just say fuck it and choose any of these 7 reasonable and totally not extra reasons to drop out of UC Davis.
7.) Because you don’t wanna smell cow anymore:
This is the most basic reason anyone at UCD has to drop out. It was probably one of the top things on everybody’s cons list when considering coming to cow town but thought, “Nah, it can’t be that bad.” Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re sick of it and dropping out is the only way to truly escape it!
6.) Because even food trucks are too expensive for you:
Everyone is too tired to cook, and we all have better things to spend our money on like video games, concerts, beer and other things that are actually vital to our survival. In order to fix your poorness problem, just drop out and move back in with your parents! There is no doubt they will gladly accept you back with open arms, and you’ll never have to wait in line for Shahs or boba ever again.
5.) Because the ARC is always full:
If you can’t run at the ARC, just run away from your problems and drop out. It’s truly that simple, and the construction makes the decision even easier for you.
4.) Because you’re sick of getting crashed into by freshmen:
Even though freshmen have literally been here for two quarters, they just can’t seem to get the hang of bike riding. Even if you don’t ride a bike, somehow a freshman always finds a way to crash into you. Just avoid the whole situation completely by never stepping foot on campus ever again.
3.) Because there are never any seats in the CoHo:
The #1 problem at UCD is that the CoHo is always full. Does anyone understand how it gets so full? Like every time you go every seat is filled so when do all these people even get there? Seeing someone sitting alone and taking up an entire booth is reason enough to just rage quit. Anyway, there are probably tons of empty chairs at your parents’ house, so just drop out and go sit there.
2.) Because finals are terrible:
Before you stress out about every class, every test and every essay you have to meticulously prepare for, just seriously consider dropping out. How else are you gonna truly avoid studying?
1.) Because why not?:
Yeah, just like, why not drop out? Especially if you are supposed to graduate in June. You’re so close to the finish line, this would be the absolute perfect time to just completely abandon all out your hopes and dreams, or maybe discover new ones…by dropping out.
So, next time the fleeting thought of dropping out passes through your mind, don’t just brush it off like it’s nothing, remember this super compelling list and really do it!
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