Connect with us
Connect with us

UC Santa Barbara

Top 10 Legendary Tattoos To Get From Precious Slut

If you’re cool, you’ve probably wondered into a tattoo parlor and thought, “Hmm, I want a tattoo, but I have no prior planning and therefore have no idea what to get.” Well, ponder no more, friends! Here is a list of super exclusive tattoos that only UCSB students can get, and oh boy will you want them. Here’s your free advertising, Precious Slut:

10.) A Portrait of Chancellor Yang:
This is the most obvious choice, as he is basically the Beyoncé of chancellors. Reasons to get this tattoo are (a) he is just as stunningly good-looking as Beyoncé, (b) everyone around the world will recognize his face and compliment you on your creative tattoo, and (c) its small and simple like Harry himself.

9.) Our School’s Motto:
Of course, this means “U Can Study Buzzed.” If you get it written in Chinese, you can still get hired at professional workplaces while you wonder for the rest of your life whether it was translated correctly.

8.) The Precious Slut Logo:
This one is especially great because not only does it allow you to represent your favorite place in IV, but it lets people know who you are as a person. Isn’t it great when you can let people know the kind of person you are (a precious slut) without even having to talk to them?

7.) A Drained Battery Symbol:
College is draining, get it? . . . Alright, moving on then.

6.) The Number Three on Your Forehead:
Since UCSB is the third-highest ranked UC school, why not celebrate the fact that you are (or were) a student. A big, fat number three on your forehead will show your smarts and therefore make you look incredibly and effortlessly cool. This would also be acceptable to get on your cheek or neck, as those areas of the body that all have the same level of class.

5.) Olé Gaucho’s Mustache:
Don’t get a picture of it, get the actual mustache. Like, a tattoo on your lip of the giant caterpillar representative of all of those soccer games you attended. If you’re feeling really ballsy, get the black eye mask too.

4.) A Bicycle Toppled Over
Seeing as the true definition of a UCSB student is “one that has been in a bike accident,” this would be the perfect addition to your tattoo collection. If its not toppled over, its not UCSB.

3.) Map of DP:
Another subtle tattoo that will be delicate and beautiful is the detailed map of DP. Relive your glory days every time you glance at your calf.

2.) A Pack of Corn Tortillas:
If you don’t know why this would be the most beautiful tattoo, then you’re not beautiful too, too.

1.) “Yes, RIGHT on the beach”:
So many other schools claim to be right on the beach when they literally have to walk at least ten minutes to even see water. This is why every time you tell someone that UCSB is right on the beach they don’t believe you. Well, now it will forever be inked onto your skin.

Most people only get to go to undergraduate school once, so remember it forever! Next time you get a tattoo on a whim, consider taking some pride in the glorious institution you call home.

Continue Reading

More from UC Santa Barbara

Advertisement
Advertisement
To Top