All procrastinators and unprepared students’ prayers in Santa Barbara were answered on Sunday when UCSB postponed finals week until early 2018 due to the global warming AKA the Thomas Fire. Students have been overwhelming lit with happiness, and a new fire has been lit under students’ asses to get the hell out of Santa Barbara. Below, a list of tweets from the most thankful of students who are (temporarily) escaping the dumpster fire that is finals week.
God sent a fire to Santa Barbara and got our finals canceled ??????
— carlyfornia (@carlsmarto) December 10, 2017
Ye asked for Him to send a fire and cancel fires, and Ye prayers have been answered in scary and too real proportions.
okay fuck the fire in santa barbara but also thank you fire because i have two take home finals due to the shitty air quality :)))
— dom ?️? (@domcuello) December 10, 2017
Sure, the air quality is bad right now, but just imagine when January 1 rolls around and everyone can legally smoke in California. Going to finals in 2018 will be a hazy, stanky mess.
i was staying off twitter until my finals were over but finals are cancelled cause santa barbara is burning down ??
— alexandra… (@_alexbenavides) December 11, 2017
All it took was hellfire to bring us back to social media once again!
— Ⓐrcthurós ????? (@Arcthuros) December 11, 2017
Oh boy, if this was true…
My mom is for real out here waking me up at 4am asking me what’ll happen if UCSB burns down…like I don’t know JUST LET ME SLEEP
— Howard S Wang (@hcwang28) December 11, 2017
Yeah, mom! Don’t try and spew hypotheticals while the fire ravages the state of California. JUST LET ME SLEEP.
The most exciting moment was when a ton of students left the library in a celebration to Finals being postponed & being able to go home & get out of this terrible air #UCSB #ThomasFire #ThomasFire santa barbara #islavista #Students
— Corde Snell (@cordemadeyrday) December 11, 2017
Anyone have a video of this? We’re hoping to get a last-second nomination at the Golden Globes for the “Best Ensemble Performance in a Live-Action Documentary About Cancelling Finals” category.
davis cancel your finals to be in solidarity wit santa barbara challenge
— vague blur (@krnsux) December 10, 2017
Note to all California schools: postpone your finals (or cancel, maybe?), and you’ll be giving them the greatest gift of all this holiday season.