Hey, Huskies. It’s (always) cuffing season at the U of Conn, so we’re back with Daddy of the Week. This week’s daddy is Carpetless Brendan, a junior actuarial science guy, so he’ll know how to calculate all the right risks to take not really sure where to go with this analogy just play along ok? Jesus. Although he’s big and sexy as all hell, this brunette beauty is here to eat ass and take names.
Major: Actuarial Science
Relationship status: It’s complicated
Dad Joke: If a daddy long leg is a female, is it a mommy long leg?
What is your mouth care routine?
Brush, floss, mouthwash- every morning, every night, before I go out.
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Ass eating season. Or bulking season, whichever comes first.
You’re stranded at sea. You see manatee. Good news though! Bottom half is human. Would you bang?
It’s 2018, it’s wrong to assume the gender.
What keeps you up at night?
I forgot her name.
Herbst fell in love with you, died, and left you all her money. What do you spend it on?
Towards a reenactment of the first scene in Wolf of Wall Street.
Vineyard Vines and Polo are burning down. You can only hose down one store. Which do you save?
Just water board me.
If you could get a tattoo what would it be of?
Why would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?
What animated character do you think you look like?
You went to an all boys’ high school. Any sword fights, or wet towels in the shower?
Not with wet towels.
Favorite machine at the gym?
Favorite TV show character?
Do you wear socks when you go to sleep?
No, I don’t identify as a sociopath.
Dunkin or Starbucks?
I don’t drink coffee, teeth too precious.
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