There’s no data point timeline to prove it but you can bet your ass that 90 percent of the 2018 Drunk Food Bracket votes were cast after daytime Nickel this Saturday, when everyone started numbly scrolling through Twitter around 7 p.m. waiting for the earlier buzz to kill itself off.
Whether it’s 1 p.m. or 1 a.m., drunk food is drunk food. In other words, if you’re drunk you know for damn sure you will eat whatever is the first thing put in front of your mouth. This drunk food bracket has basically been a “if your patience and tolerance to wait for these food deliveries were actually worth it, which food would be a little more worth it,” contest for our high society self imaginations. Face it it’s been no better use of your time normally spent on Twitter.
So without further ado, the winner of the 2018 drunk food bracket between the final two contestants, D.P. Dough and Wings Over is…
Time for the FINAL ROUND! Cast your vote in the 2018 UConn Drunk Food Bracket! (thread) pic.twitter.com/hJHsWgyDcP
— The Black Sheep UConn (@blacksheepuconn) April 3, 2018
Now go back to your boring lives. This contest was never that important anyway why’d you lose so much sleep over this?