Nope. Not going to do it. Not going to ask the ‘rents for some money for rent. Or food. And given you’re not willing to sell your sexy body (again) looks like you’ll need to eat on the cheap. Here’s a perfect recipe on how to make stir fry when you’re broke AF.
What You Need:
1/2lb ground pork, garlic, green onions, half a bag of frozen veggies, salt, pepper, a wok or large skillet.
10 minutes, tops
You won’t hate yourself for being fat, just all the other stuff.
Let’s Get Baked:
-Chop up 4-5 cloves of garlic and 3-4 green onions.
-Heat a small amount of cooking oil in your wok on high heat for 20 seconds.
-Add the green onions and garlic, stirring constantly for 20 seconds.
-Add the ground pork to the wok, breaking it up as needed. Stir continuously for 2 minutes.
-Add the half-bag of frozen veggies. Cook for 3-5 minutes or until done.
-Drain liquid from wok and season liberally with salt and pepper.
Ugh, is this what you’re going to be eating when you’re broke for, like, the rest of your life? Sadly, yes. Then you have kids, then you die, then your kids die and life is meaningless.
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