The obsession with beer drinking, golf playing, truck driving ~daddies~ has exploded onto college campuses, including good ol’ UNCC. The Black Sheep wants to honor these fatherly figures with a new weekly segment — Daddy of the Week. Without further delay, let’s introduce this week’s UNCC Daddy…
Name: Joseph B
Major: Criminal Justice
Frat: Kappa Sigma
Relationship status: Ehhh….
Boxers or briefs: Briefs all day. Anyone older than 14 shouldn’t wear boxers.
What has been your most “Dad” moment this year?:
Either when a customer at work refused to believe that I didn’t have kids or when I was drinking at the house watching people play basketball and volleyball and realized how content I’ll be watching my kids play sports with a drink in hand.
If you were a condom flavor, what would you be?:
Fuck, Marry, Kill — Spider-Man, Batman, Superman?:
Superman because he’s a stud in all the movies, Batman because he’s got a lot of cool gadgets, and Superman because he seems kind of boring to me.
Do you have a special talent?:
I’m pretty good at day drinking into poor decisions.
Go to alcoholic beverage?:
Tough one…If I’m trying to be classy probably a whiskey ginger or a nice IPA and if I’m trying to be trashy easily either Miller Lite or Busch Light.
Who is your role model?:
Hands down, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
What is your cookout order?:
BBQ tray with no slaw, Cajun fries, ranch wrap, sweet tea.
Why do you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
Because I embody the vision of a “Dad.”
If you’re interested in being next week’s Daddy or know someone who would let us know on Twitter via @BlackSheep_UNCC, or email us at UNCCDADDY@theblacksheeponline.com!
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